Sunday, December twenty-fifth, two thousand and five.
The day that should be the happiest day of the year for all Americans, a celebration of life, holyness, and huge sales at Toys 'R Us, is becoming Americas darkest hour.
Spreading like a virulent disease through the minds of honest, God loving Americans is and idea of Secular Holidays, destroying the spirit of the holiday, sorry, Christmas season.
Now as Christmas faces annihilation at the hands of mindless left-wing zealots, only one man can save the legacy of our one and only true God:
Coming soon to a cinema near you!